Funny College Quotes
Once high school is over with, the obvious next step for most people is going to a university. College is seen by many as the greatest time of any man or woman’s life. It is when social activity is at its greatest and people tend to explore new things. Of course, many great things and many horrible things happen during this point in life. It’s a deciding moment. Nonetheless, it’s also a great time for humor.
And speaking of humor, the quotes listed below are some great funny college quotes for anyone who is planning or has already been there.
One funny thing about college life is that; teachers make you sleep during day and friends don’t let you to sleep at night.
One funny thing about college life is that; teachers make you sleep during day and friends don’t let you to sleep at night. Source : http://www.coolnsmart.com/college_quotes/
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.
You spend thousands of dollars and the best years of your life going to college so you can be considered good enough for a job you hate for a boss who doesn’t care about you, so you can be paid money which doesn’t exist in order to buy stuff you don’t need to impress people you don’t even like.
“I’ve learned one thing, and that’s to quit worrying about stupid things. You have four years to be irresponsible here, relax. Work is for people with jobs. You’ll never remember class time, but you’ll remember the time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So stay out late. Go out with your friends on a Tuesday when you have a paper due on Wednesday. Spend money you don’t have. Drink ’til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does…”
― Tom Petty